Hello losers! Are you wondering why I haven't written in awhile? Are you thinking I died? Are you sad for days for no apparent reason? Then, you my friend, may have what's been recently called "snobitis". Nothing to be ashamed of, no, embrace it. It's techinal name is Snob Withdrawal Syndrome. The signs of SWS include all the above and one more danger - longer one goes into snob redrawal more painful their death will be.
     No, just joking. The reason I haven't been writing recently is because I've been busy working. The Liberty tax Waver job wrapped up on April 17 and fours days later I started a new job with the boss who often me the job on the other job. My current boss saw me shaking my groove thing and thought I would bring energy into his small company. Gee, was that an understatement. Did I just say "gee"? Anyway, the company is responsible for the cleaning and safety of the city through a contract with the city. It's know as the Clean and Safe program and your favorite snob is part of the "Safe" side of the program known as Ambassadors. We are acting ambassadors of the city to the people of downtown River City, we partol the city acting also as tour guides. Basically, I'm back to being a marketing tool. *sigh*
    Anyway, there are interesting facts about the program that hinder me or rub me the wrong way, starting with: the fact that  the boss wants me to being new life into the Ambassadors crew. Problem: I am the youngest person ever to join the crew -ever! The crew is composed of (mostly men and one woman) fifty-somethings and older. The youngest person on the crew before me is 52 years old! My enegry would kill them and I haven't even started to instituite the changes I have in mind! Problem 2: The uniforms. They are -grasp- bright golden yellow! OK, considering my last uniform this is a step up. Problem 3: They are old. Retirement-or-close-to-it old and I don't want changes to interfer with as little as possible but, and this big but, the boss of my boss is reportedly a real she-devil and they'er afraid of her or rather what she could do to retirement plans (i.e., fire us). This job is so easy. We just partol the city report any damage we see (potholes, blown traffic light, etc), give directions, and occasionally help people. But I want to do more. Another problem with "breathing new life" into this crew to my boss' liking is that my local celebrity status is started to warn. I'm starting to become an urban myth. So, I guess I have to work my back into the spotlight. Sweet!

Oh, if you may be wondering why I didn't write about the VA Tech masscare is because before that a friend of my had died in a car addcident (RIP Willie) and another friend of my goes to VTech so I spent  many weeks on the social networking site Facebook contacting people, checking on them, and making plans to attend funerals. My friend wasn't there during the shooting.

Is there medication for snobitis? Sounds like an interesting new job. Sorry to hear that everyone's in their 50's +. Maybe you can teach them some dance moves...lol. You'd be surprised the number of elderly that are still in good shape. If you feel their energy level is too low, you can always recommend some vitamins or ginseng...lmao. J/k. Sorry to hear about your friend in the car accident but glad none of your friends at VTech were hurt.

Thanks for the Mothers Day wish Brandon :) Most sweet of you. Hope you have been well.